aJacKeR DomaiN

Pardon me for the very inconvenient title…..

But preferably that’s what i try to portray here…….

I got used to be rejected or just put aside….or simply forgotten…..

My EGOISTIC-self would say " That normal, be who you really are"…. But will that backfire??? Of course it will…..

My SELFISHNESS-self would say " Go forward, grab whatever you want and don’t a shit about others" But will that be consructive???

OF COURSE IT WON’T YOU BASTARD AZHAR_SAN…. hahaha…

It’s been awhile that I got swear and monicure myself….. and it feels….GOOD….

Right now, goddammit for circumstances……. Just go with the flow…..

everything happens for a reason…. everything happens like it were since I never rectify my past…

What the hell i’m babbling here u might want to know…..

Guess that my EGOISTIC SELFISHNESS will come forward shows it ugly-smug-smile just to be annoyance for myself..

and in the end no one know what the F*** u thinking about…..

Well i have the most expressionless face for people to interact….

My EGOISTIC-self will portray me as I am…..for others to see….

My SELFISHNESS-self will show how crazy & impure of my actions….for others to see…..

and as usual ….I don’t give a damn about others…

Time goes by……..

from minutes to hours…..

hours to days……

days to weeks…

weeks to months……

months to years…..

OFFICIALLY I already quarter-century old…. which not to my surprise……only handfull of people that actually notice my presences….

WEIRD BUT TRUE……times flies…with expriences that I gather…… sometimes i even amazed myself to see the different set ‘me’ that be hanging around this past 25 years…

Likewise…i know i need to learn more….and gather more exp & info….. but it is unwise of just persue things that is tangible?? will that ever solve anything…..?

*Summimasen….. Kokoro wa totemo ittai boku desu……

dotou no hibi wa tsuzuku, doko made mo tengoku to jigoku,

yukitsu modoritsu nando demo yomigaeru,

hana o sakaseyou hashire hashire,

ai o te ni suru made sore de kurushimu nara nozomu tokoro shukufuku no toki ga kuru, te o nobashite

te o nobashite, ryoute agete

Suggoi……

-aJacKeR desu-

                                             

For those who might read my blog…which i know not many…hehehehe

Just a few correction from the last post……B’coz if i correct it by the post ifself…possibly nobody would not notice…..

"But i know she had a boyfriend actually…which she claim as a jerk"

I know the words I put here is a bit harsh so I wanted to apologize as he is not a jerk….I met him…I know he is a nice guy with good attitude even way better than me……I have to admit…I’m not a sore-loser…..

Furthermore….the description of all female character is untrue & unjust……U guyz know what I meant….physical appearance is not important but the heart is….& to whom understand me….all those adjective of physical & psychological issues is false all together,,,,

The author (which is me) is abit exagerated about the what is written in the post….Hehehehe

Gomen Nasai….

Sorry from the author - Ajacker Yojimbo

LESSON 13: HOW TO COMMUNICATE IN JAPANESE

Cast:

John Mazuka

White Sayawa

Jura Ayuza

Larry Kabira

Meija Arahi

Dita Rinoka

白人のサン: 良いある

ジョンサン: 実際に….

白人のサン: なぜ

ジョンサン: 事は決して私の方法行かない

白人のサン: ここにその人に残念….どんな煩わせるuか。

ジョンサン: 私は…..多分運の悪いi’mがちょうど私….推測することを知らない運はようでなく決してである私の側面…

白人のサン: 失敗は私の友人… uを….それから学ぶべきであるよい事である私は賭けた今ごろはもう総に失意…

ジョンサン: 悲しいしかし本当……私は私の記述によって決してとにかく持っていなかったよい関係を…..…

白人のサン: 人。 物の言えないuそう!なぜ! 常に行きつかせなさいこれのように…..

ジョンサン: その決定するべきない私….世界はわなに掛ける事の生命の不道徳な円…..用心するである

白人のサン: … uに来られて私はあなたのために… i’m をここに言ってもいい

ジョンサン: それはであるあなたの時間の無駄…..

白人のサン: … motherfucker に来られて言いなさいそれについての私に…

ジョンサン: わかりましたok …..停止あなたの yappering…

白人のサン: 残念

ジョンサン: 私は青い三角形に私が16歳。.i持っていた、美素晴らしい、この女の子…一流の Jura…. 彼女 機知に富んだ及び楽しみだったときに…..常に行きつく。 しかし時々幼稚なビット余りに….決して判断してはいけないカバーからの本を….

白人のサン: なぜuの発言それ….

ジョンサン: 彼女は大きい猫の雌犬…..余りに信頼している私だったabitと純真及び愚か…. Uは(白人のサンは彼の頭部を揺する)…私が彼女の私の親友…ラリーとの性交を持っていることを。見つけたことをwhyことを知っている。缶uの確信それ….すべての今回彼女が「私を言う間」、貴重な「私ある常にあなたのが」愛しなさい、 「である私のhoneycake」….bleah….すべてはである私が… bollocksを!言うbollocks!

白人のサン: 性交!何! たわごとを言っている私….私は決してマリアが…それをすることができることを考えなかった

ジョンサン: 今uは知っている…

白人のサン: 彼女はまたは謝り頼むか。…または彼女が…引き起こす悩みを追憶する

ジョンサン: 雌犬が私に….したものを私を忘れている考える性交のwanker….地獄私はそれがちょうどfling… 1夜立場…であることを彼女のanymore…she を言った受け入れない しかし私は彼女が彼女の自身の2フィートなしで!立ってもいいことをはっきり見ることができる!

白人のサン: 人のi’m残念なジョン…私は決して。起こる何がそれを…そして期待しなかった。

続けられるため

ジョンサン: 私は自分自身を気高い及び正直者であるため….探求置いたhahaha

白人のサン: ahhは来るに….ありなさいより多くのserious意志のyaが…

ジョンサン: ええええ…私は….握りなさいあなたの馬を…

白人のサン: 私の馬は準備ができた… heheheである

ジョンサン: 問題なしで大学の間に私の調査によって行くI….基本的に私は私が愛の準備ができている….まで自分自身が独身であることを許可するhihihi 後その試練を過ぎた7年….… E N O L A を再度単独で感じ始める今….

白人のサン: I同情uの人….

ジョンサン: 次第に私は私が気難しであるには…なぜべきであるか彼女が私を…彼女によってが実際に余りに私の好みのために成熟する成熟させた考えること多分…であるが、彼女の名前がMeija….である驚き見つけたように誰かをもっと見つけた私はとにかくほしかった独身でない

白人のサン: それへのI第2…

ジョンサン: 素晴らしい深刻な方法…知性及び精通したでおかしい彼女…しかし彼女彼女自身の不確実なビット….彼女の世界が25の年齢によって端行うと常に考えなさい

白人のサン: 考えている彼女は何である…

ジョンサン: 最初にiで不機嫌な彼女をちょうど考えたしかし彼女に彼女の中心でもう一人の人が…あり、彼女が決して私を….とにかく愛しなかったことを主張することに一方では私は気づいた私は驚いたり及び衝撃を与えた….私は知っていて彼女が実際に私を愛することをこの未知の人にまだ信頼を保つ

白人のサン: このタイプの関係にぶつかる常のuのたくわえなぜ

ジョンサン: 私はわからない….ちょうど私の運多分…..それから私は素晴らしく、おかしく、機知に富んだ、愚かな及び遊び半分の古いfriend..sh eとつまずく….私のオハイオ州my….sh eは時間に…完全に来たが、彼女に彼女が急な動きとして….要求するボーイフレンドが…実際にあったことを私は知っている ので私のための開始…

白人のサン: 私は彼女が….であるかだれ知っている

ジョンサン: 私はそう考えない….彼女の名前はであるまたDita….sh e 3の最も高いの….得られた素晴らしい足、優秀なボディ、よい後部、非常に友好的の及び微笑を慰めること….目に非常に楽しい….

白人のサン: ワウ! 見物人…

ジョンサン: 私が彼らの一見によって人々を….信頼しないことをええそのようなこと…しかしuは知っている 私はきれいそれらが….いかにあるか気遣わない長くそれらに素晴らしい中心及びmind…sh eがほとんどの「sopan-santun」の女性あるので私は会った….

白人のサン: あなたの妻があるよい選択…

ジョンサン: ええ! ことちょうど前部は…..基本的に彼女である非常に感情的、非常に嫉妬深い、uncontrollabeの自殺傾向….私を従って作る何が彼女に…私が彼女の個人的な救助者…であることを彼女が告白することがある

白人のサン: 何をそれが意味するために仮定する…

ジョンサン: 私はわからない….(非常にsuspicously見る)

白人のサン: ある秘密をからの保つことを試みている….私を…その面に失敗されるu。信じなさい。

ジョンサン: 急な動きのボーイフレンドが….紳士であり再度始めたほど一緒に…それによってが大きかった…..そして。.slowlyとあるiが及び私達を過ごしたすばらしいひとときを安定させるものは何でもわかりました

白人のサン: 何….

ジョンサン: ええ… freakingly車輪はどの方向の私が….先頭に立っていたか…..突然それを停止する…..私をわからない回しているので私とあるために再度弁護する及び頼むMeija同時に….

白人のサン: であって下さい私のに持っていた大きい選択を….した何がそう

ジョンサン: 私は私がcouragous moment….sh eでそう持っていた1つと彼女の他のボーイフレンドが…彼女の生命を制御することを試みているのに彼女はまだ私がほしいと思ったので付く

白人のサン: そう何悲しい私そう今….

ジョンサン: 私は彼女の家族が彼女を嫌っていたり及び他の人を…好む1つを見つけた 私は彼女の平均に何も今できているi ….. iちょうど影….何のための及び狼狽…..衝撃を与えられた

白人のサン: なんてこった!! 家族に来たときに重要である….それはである爆弾…

ジョンサン: 全く…私はことができない彼女の責任にする….それは彼女の欠陥でない…..今ゆっくり私達が再度友人になるために速度を計った….

白人のサン: uはそれをすることができるか。

ジョンサン: なぜないか。か。 私達は私がこの出来事の前に変わる…なぜべきであるか友人の前に…..だった

白人のサン: これのようであることをどうにかしてできたuがいかに….Uは神経衰弱またはそのようなことを示さない

ジョンサン: 正常….であるohhcapitate自分自身を….かいかににこれが私狂気の考え有する前にべきであるかであるのように食べられた生きたか自殺意思なぜ感じる…または私の頭脳に弾丸を置く方法を….またはkatanaの刃がいかに…..私私の静脈を通り過ぎることができるか一つずつ調査しなさいそれらを…

白人のサン: たわごと! 自殺傾向述べていること….私をひどく神経質にしている人を配置する…涼しい涼しい人に….

ジョンサン: 私は涼しい….ちょうど私が言ったようにそれは今… uがより注意深い場合もある及びあるために私私の秒のよい傾聴者がええ…外側しかし内部で幸せな一見….である前にあったちょうどALLAHだけ知っている

白人のサン: 私は羨望するあなたの勇気及び勇気を….今そう何…

ジョンサン: 私はわからない….

——————————————————————————————— Translated version

white san: are u ok

john san: not really

white san: why

john san: things never go my way

white san: sorry to here that man….what bugging u?

john san: i don’t know…..possibly i’m just unlucky i guess….luck seem never been my side…

white san: failure is a good thing my friend…u should learn from that….i bet u will totally brokenhearted by now…

john san: sad but true……i never had a good relationship…..By my account anyway…

white san: man.. why u so dumb!! end up like this always…..

john san: its not me to decide….the world is vicious circle of life…..beware of entrapments

white san: come on…u can tell me…i’m here for you

john san: it would be a waste of your time…..

white san: come on…motherfucker tell me about it…

john san: ok ok…..stop your yappering…

white san: sorry

john san: i always end up in blue triangle…..when i was 16 year old..i had this girl… name Jura….she nice, beauty, witty & fun. But sometimes a bit too childish…. Never judge books from its cover….

white san: why u say that….

john san: She a big pussy bitch…..I was naive & stupid plus abit too trusting…. U know why (white san shakes his head)…I found her having sexual intercourse with my best friend…Larry.. Can u belief that….While all this time she said ‘I love you dear’, ‘i will be yours always’, ‘you are my honeycake’….bleah….all does are bollocks i tell you…bollocks!!

White san: What the fuck!! You shitting me….I never thought Jura could do that…

John san: Now u know…

White san: Does she apologize or begging you back?…or reminiscing the troubles she causes…

John san: Do you think i will forget what the bitch had done to me….You fucking wanker….Hell no……I won’t accept her anymore…she said it is just a fling…a one night stand… but can see clearly that she can stand up without her own two feet!!

white san: man i’m sorry john,,,,i never expected that…then what happens..

TO BE CONTINUED

John san: i set myself a quest that to be a noble & honest man….hahaha

white san: ahh come on….be more serius will ya…

john san: yeah yeah… i will….hold your horses…

white san: my horses are ready…hehehe

john san: i gone thru my studies during university without a problem….basically i let myself to be a bachelor until i am ready for love….hihihi…7 years past after that ordeal….now i’m starting to feel alone again… E N O L A….

white san: i pity u man….

john san: gradually i found someone more like she found me…surprise she is really matured thinking maybe too matured for my taste…but why i should be picky…her name is Meija….i am not the most wanted bachelor around anyway white san: i second to that…

john san: she funny in a serious way…nice, intelligence & savvy…but she a bit unsure of herself….always think that her world would be the end by age of 25

white san: what is she thinking…

john san: at first i thought she just cranky but then i noticed that she have another person in her heart…and claims that she never loved me anyway….i was surprised & shocked….i know she actually love me but still keeping faith to this unknown man

white san: why u always keep bumping into this type of relationship

john san: i have no idea….just my luck maybe…..then i stumble with an old friend..she nice, funny, witty, silly & playful….my oh my….she came perfectly on time…But i know she had a boyfriend actually…which she claim as a jerk….now that an opening for me…

white san: do i know who she is….

john san: i don’t think so….her name is Dita….she also the tallest of the three….got nice legs, excellent body,good rear, a very friendly & comforting smile….very pleasing to the eyes….great voice as well white san: wow! a looker eh…

john san: yeah something like that…but u know i don’t trust people by their looks…. i don’t care how pretty they are….as long they have a nice heart & mind…she the most ’sopan-santun’ women i ever met….

white san: good choice to be your wife…

john san: yeah! that just the front…..basically she is very emotional, highly jealous, an uncontrollabe suicidal tendencies….what make me so into her…is that she confess that i am her personal saviour…

white san: what that suppose to mean…

john san: i have no idea….(looking very suspicously)

white san: are you trying to keep a secret from….believe me…u failed in that aspect..

john san: ok whatever…..i been with then..slowly & steady we had a great time together… it was so great that the jerk boyfriend started to be a gentleman again….

white san: what the hell….

john san: yeah…freakingly the wheels are turning…..suddenly it stops….. i have no idea which direction i was heading….because Meija pleading & begging to be with me again at the same time….

white san: seem to me, you had a great choices….so what did you do

john san: i stick with the one i had at the moment….she so couragous because she still wanted me eventhough her other boyfriends is trying to control her life…

white san: so what make you sad now….

john san: i found out that her family dislike her & prefer the other man…i was shocked & dismay…..for what i done to her means nothing now…..i just a shadow….

white san: holy shit!! when came to family matters….that’s the bomb…

john san: indeed…i can’t blame her….it is not her fault…..now slowly we paced out to become friends again….

white san: can u do that?

john san: why not?? we were friends before…..why should i change before this affair…

white san: how could u manage to be like this….U shows no emotional breakdown or anything like that john san: ohh that’s normal….why should you feel like been eaten alive or suicidal intentions…before this i have crazy idea to how capitate myself….or how to put bullet in my brain….or how a katana blade can cut through my veins…..I study them one by one…

white san: shit! talking about suicidal tendencies….You freaking me out man…cool man cool….

john san: I am cool….just like i said it was before not now…can u be more attentive & be good listener for a sec…..Yeah…that’s me i am look happy on the outside but inside….just only ALLAH knows

white san: i envy your courage & bravery….so what now…

john san: I HAVE NO IDEA….

*For all the things in life….it can never be planned or predicted…how good u are or how analytical u become….Life come as it may….Angst for the past never forgot the MEMORIES - Ajacker Azhar Yojimbo -

- Reality bites….Life of a nerds

 

- For those kaki coffee….Enjoy.

- Macam pernah buat je…Maner ek..Heheh

- Ni lah PA ter’contoh’….Golden Award for BEst Secretary goes to…..

You spurn my natural emotions
You make me feel like dirt
And I’m hurt
And if I start a commotion
I run the risk of losing you
And that’s worse

Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
You shouldn’t've fallen in love with

I can’t see much of a future
Unless we find out what’s to blame
What a shame
And we won’t be together much longer
Unless we realize that we are the same

Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
Ever fallen in love
In love with someone
You shouldn’t've fallen in love with

You disturb my natural emotions
You make me feel like dirt
And I’m hurt
And if I start a commotion
I’ll only end up losing you
And that’s worse

Oh no, I see,

A spider web is tangled up with me,

And I lost my head,

The thought of all the stupid things I said,

Oh no what’s this?

A spider web, and I’m caught in the middle,

So I turned to run,

The thought of all the stupid things I’ve done,

I never meant to cause you trouble,

And I never meant to do you wrong,

And I, well if I ever caused you trouble,

Oh no, I never meant to do you harm.

Oh no I see,

A spider web and it’s me in the middle,

So I twist and turn,

Here I am in my little bubble, Singing,

I never meant to cause you trouble,

I never meant to do you wrong,

And I, well if I ever caused you trouble,

Oh no, I never meant to do you harm.

They spun a web for me….So true…

   

I read a lot of things but mostly not books…usually magazine. And yes, mostly cars magazine or computer magazine but not playboy or penthouse mags(not b’coz that i won’t ‘read’ it but it just hard to obtain…hahaha)…This is include comics, sketches & even e-books…..The traditional books that i read is LOTR, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Pedang Setiawan(silap ni komik), Basic Conversation Dictionary for Business People in Japanese, etc……Weird ain’t it….

But the most surprising is that I love to read lyrics….Somehow it does not portray good reading method but this is my obsession….I have this uncanny ability to read or get lyrics from songs that I never heard or barely search the lyrics thru the web……Somewhat shocking I just happen to ‘catch’ whatever words that been sung…..It is different from other people….Everybody knows that I love SOAD(System of a Down), Radiohead, Iron Maiden, Metallica & anything in that genre…But why I love this type of songs apart from its crazy & ear-blowing guitar riffs…..IT IS THE LYRICS…where would u find a song tell a story about the life of a native red indian being slaugthered by whitemen so call explorers……I am observant….Not many people notice in me….If u listen a song while i’m around…basically I can tell what the song is all about….For example…..Why I hate black hip-hop or gangsta raps…..

1st - the main story is the SINGER hailing him/herself as richer that anybody else "I’m have more money that I can shove in my bloody ass"

2nd - I’m a ladies man….Even though the SINGER is gay, he won’t proclaim that….he will constantly having girls/woman at his disposal….."Skali ketip 10 yg dtg tauuuu!!

So that the main core of black hip-hop/gangsta rap……this so-called minority in America never try to portray themselves as been abuse & used by the white-men of America…..

Next stereotypes in music industry is Malay music(made in Malaysia) not very applicable to Indonesian bands….Not trying to condemn us Malaysian…but always this type of mentality & rapertuare for Malays usually….Main contents of "If u leave me, I’ll be dead"….in Malay "lagu Ko pergi, aku mati"….Furthermore,…..The song will be sing with full semangat & dayus-dayusan sampai nk nangis…..Believe me, please tell me which Malaysian artiste(except nasyid groups) that do not have this type of song in their playlist…..From Mawi, Siti, to Exist, Awie & even XPDC…..this theme for song never gonna be left out….No wonder Malays are so lembik & mengada-ngada….And also..trend in Malay music that we(malaysian artiste) not that keen on writing their on song……..Again Mawi….the big honcho rite now….He sung M.Nasir’s songs….Siti Nurhaliza….she have a list of songwriter for her unknown quantity of albums……Even XPDC…Malaysian own "Batu"(rock) band….nearly all their song is written by another person which not part of the band itself…..Weird ain’t iy..Now in 2006…we still listening to sappy song about a girl that I love so much, would be dead if she left me for somebody else…..WTF…Grow up….we have loads of other thing to thinking off & sing about….Now here’s an info that I got…India is the country with the most suicide cases…..Hmm…just ponder on it….All their song is about love……Have U Ever Seen Song about Trees, Global warming, or even poverty at their own country…NO…all u got is BOLLYWOOD music….so lovey-dovey…..

Before that, I not saying that we can live without lovey-dovey songs….NO…we need those song….But it is not for me…..Why u might ask….

Here a taste, BYOB(Bring Your Own Bomb) System of A Down….

Marching forward hypocritic and

(People who cakap x serupa bikin la)
Hypnotic computers

(A lot of unnecessary info thru computer make people weak & obsessive)
You depend on our protection

(The Gov. would not be effective & useful without people support)
Yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth

(But lies apply to feed their greed)

Everybody’s going to the party have a real good time

(Everybody do nothin’ & layan diri sendiri eventhough that is hardship elsewhere)
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine

(sampai sanggup ke merata tempat didunia tp x bole bg satu sen pun utk charity)

Why don’t presidents fight the war?

(Wars kill citizens, soldiers & innocent people but not the presidents who start the wars)

Why do they always send the poor?

(All the soldiers are poor…even in US or Iraq)

Now that a few depicted info or lyrics came from that song….& this is just 1 song…SOAD have created 4 albums…mostly in this theme….where we see the injustice, cruel & face of politics….

Seeing is believing….Some might give comments that why suddenly u become so serious…Well….i’m a human being…i’m not perfect…I can’t pleased everybody…I have my lackness or downfall…..Well maybe, I look calm, cool & matured…but I have been thru a lot from my past yesteryear…..That what makes & mould me like this…Just for starter…I have ex-gfs….& most of u don’t know abt it…..this happen during my secondary school dayz…When i’m young, stupid & naive…..I’m too trusting to me ex…..unfortunately the SHIT HAPPENS but SHIT TAKES EFFORT……I alwayz felt I’m the luckiest person in the world as that I have somebody who love & care for me…vice versa….& for who & what I am…I never dreamt of getting gfs as I’m not that bless with good looks or muscular builds….I alwayz felt so lonely & disillusioned abt myself….But people alwayz says, "La ko kan HAPPY GO LUCKY, no hal nyer la nti"….akan tetapi…..I alwayz felt I’m the most UNLUCKY BASTARD when comes to relationship…perhaps I still stupid & naive eventhough older…When will I learn ehhh…..

Human’s heart is the strongest organ in human anatomy……It pumps bloods & circulate it thru the veins…..Now I felt like, I gone thru a open-heart surgery…..and the doctor takes my heart put it in a freezer…….Lay it with under - 10′c in freezer…..After it totally frozen……take that frozen icy heart & smash it into smithereen at the floor….while I witnessing my frozen icy heart been melt & red blood flowing out….

WILL I BE BETTER IF I CHANGE MY HEART?

GUESS NOT….

Jangan pernah dustai hati
Bila dirimu sudah tak cinta lagi
Percuma bila terus bersama
Pastikan terpisah

Tulus

Langkah Baru - RADJA

P/S:- My next post will be a dialogue….But i have to warn u guyz….The dialogue will be in Japanese…& not correct Japanese…it is more like my own Japanese which main belasah je…Furthermore…I won’t be translate it to anybody…..Sorry….Duly pre-apologizing from the author, me, hahahaha

Pepagi yg indah…aku dh kene masuk opis la plak…..Kepala mereng jap psl rase cam x cukup tido & lately  aku di’bangun’kan dr tido….Alangkah lemasnye kepala otak kalu sdg berkeje tgh mengantuks nie….HAHAHA..

Bile sorg tu tgh mengantuk….musti pelbagai bende yg ngan dipikirkan atau terlintas kat kepala otaknyer….Ape kurangnye ngan aku….sama jer…..Aku mmg pikir mcm2 bende la nie…Dari financial hingga hidup sosial aku….panjang & jauh pikiran aku melayang nowadays…Hhehehe..Tp sumer ni berlaku masa aku tgh berkeje plak tu…Bole lak berkhayal+angau…

So terpikir lak aku psl asignment yg korg bg tu..Most Embrassing Moments in Ur Life…..soshite(oleh itu) aku mulakan citer aku…Dr ape aku gathered..ramai blogger lain melarikan diri dr meng’completed’kan asignment ni…Maner bole…Ni kira SEP ni…Hahahah…Xpe la…peduli hape aku..tu blog korg bukan aku punye….so pepandai sendiri la nk SEP ke xnk….aku bukan kisah sgt pun…

Sebelum aku melalut…baik aku start citer aku…..tp ni bukan la the most embrassing moment tp antara top 10 carta lagu la….Hahaha….Perkara ini berlaku dibulan posa….zaman Sekolah Men. lg…aku masih dlm keadaan amat kurus & mahkota perut aku blum lg terbentuk time nie…..Senang ckp la…muka innocent nk mampos la….Jd pada masa tu..aku ngan kekwn yg lain ajak la ber’racing’ beskal kat area umah aku tu….dh la lepas ujan plak tu…mmg menggiler la…tp ader syarat(psl aku selalu menang)….dorg bg aku handicap la…."bile kiter masuk JLN SS7/2…ko kene buat skill xle pecut cam bisa"…..mcm haram btul bebdk ni…aku pun ikut je la….Ape yg hebat kat JLN SS7/2 ni ialah sepanjang jln tu..yg lebih kurang dlm 100 meter tu….ader ramai giler awek2 cun tgl sana…..Siap ader satu awek(aku suka tgk muka dier )..yg akan berjln2 ngan mbr dier time masa kiter race tu….. 

Ha….biler dh green light…aku pun memsg la turbo aku yg dikuasai oleh lemak paha & betis ….corner baring sumer ader ah…..and as usual…aku 1st mase nk corner "jln special" tu….biler dh cilok kene buat skill plak….aku buat wheeley la….pastu buat skill songsang tp dlm kelajuaan yg amat mengamitkan perut aku….YG BESTNYE JLN TU BASAH BARU LEPAS UJAN….hahaha…..Aku apelagi….mmg terus tercium jln la….malu siot…depan awek yg ko nk impresskan plak tu….hahaha…..tergolek sampe tercampak beskal aku dlm 1-2 meter dr aku….aku tersungkur truk giler…habis berdarah kepala lutut, bibir, & etc…TP MASIH BGN….PERGH…aku control je…..buat muka cam xde pape….EGOISTIK MUSTI DITONJOLKAN….hahaha….aku ambik beskal pastu trus pecut konon ketinggalan dlm race(sbnrnye mmg pun)…. pecut tp hirau darah sumer tu….yg celaka & haramnye…..sumer mbr aku tgh tunggu kat next corner…bile aku sampe je corner tu….sumer gelak guling….gelak terbatuk-batuk…gelak sampe xde sora….cam GAMPUNK…lawak btul…..pecah perut kitaorg time….Malu siot…cam celakas…..HAHAHA

Jd pendek kata zmn kiter muda2 tu mmg kiter suka buat keje giler…tp la nie dh kureng skit ek…Why lar….skg dh sibuk ngan commitment keje, financial, psgn…..kiter mungkin xkan merasai bende sebegini lg..but u never know….

Atas permintaan WEEDA….dier mintak suruh buat tajuk WHAT SPORTS U DO IN DAILY LIFE?….hmmm…cam best je bunyi ye kan…heheheh….Secara sedar ke x sedar…kiter bukan bersukan dlm daily life…tp berexercise is morelike it…..Budak solo yg single cam aku ni….byk gak sport action nyer…..Tp bg yg dh kawin tu lain la ek……Mmg kene ‘praktis’ ari2….hahahaha…..Pendek kata..sport yg aku join secara x sengaja akibat daily life is……F1 racer or World Rally Championship Racer….yeah baby yeah….bersama kuasa 165hp ngan DVVT..Wan Nak Jubor 5709 mmg power….pernah aku kalahkan supra kat highway…tp mungkin supra tu dh nk abis minyak kot….so cam x berani nk pecut gegiler….Hihihi….tp aku x terpikir plak ape lg sport yg aku dh masuk skg nie….Whether intentionally or by accident…aku x sure ape lg aku dh join….ader kot…tp x nk dicategorykan ape….Hahahah

- Hmm..So READY STEADY GO…..Watashi wa totemo ureshii desu ne….Soro soro…osoi desu yo…Nani o watashi kokoro no simpai desu ka?…Minna-san….Nan da yo….Tsukete kudasai….Watashi erabimas yo…..dare ga….ano onna hito desu….Dare ga…dare to….wakaranai…..ore wa byoki desu ne……WHY LA minna-san….WhY la….

The slaughter of innocence, But I will pray for her
I will call her name out loud, I would bleed for her
If only I could see her now
- The Evil that Men Do, Best of the Beast. Iron Maiden

Smekom…buat rakan-rakan samada mbr special ke x special ke….

Harap sumer SUDAH MEMBESAR x kira perut ke mata yg terbeliak & rabun…

Wah lama dah aku x memblogkan diri sampe aku terlepas due date utk buat assignment yg diutuskan oleh pengawas blog kiter Wickedrosso. Hehe..

Seperti dijanjikan…ader 2 tajuk iaitu citer psl blog & greatest food on earth…

So aku start la yg ngan 1st skali blog(mcm buat karangan la plak)….

Ape best blog ni….Haa…bestnye.. ko bole kutuk org…ko bole caci org..ko bole pujuk rayu org…ko bole ber"manjas" org..pendek kate bergediks pun bole la…

Yg paling pentingnye ialah…KO BOLE KUARKAN ISI ATI KO….i.e: Aku Jambu..Hhehe..Peduli hape ngan ape org pikir….asalkan aku x menyusahkan sesape udah la…

Blog bole gak guna utk citer psl idup kiter ….Cam Aku skg ni…Aku rase amat penat tetapi berbaloi penatnye…Aku demam(padan muka aku)…Aku juga rase Totemo HAPPY lately ntah mengape…tp Aku rase kesal & sedih jugak dlm whole week ni…

Ape yg aku kesal sgt……C99 kiter la…Ape dah jadi ni….Sorg mbr nk SEP….biar la…Bg aku..lynn bertunang pun aku x tau & x dijemput….ikin bertunang pun aku x tau & x dijemput…NAPE KORG X BISING TIME NI?.. Pastu main Hipokrit plak dlm C99…"Iyela mane la aku tau Asrap nk bertunang…Xpe la biar aku bwk diri la…kang aku kawin aku ajak sumer org x main Special2 ni"…Mungkin psl ni Asrap kot…dier laki…cam lynn & ikin pompuan…so x ambik ati sgt….Aduh pening la kepala camni….WHY LA KORG X MEMBESAR LG?…..Sumer dh berkeje(at least pernah berkeje)…..ader kete sendiri…ader pasangan dh(mostly la)….susah la asyik nk merajuk je keje….COME ON GUYS WE BETTER THAT THIS….

We have to accept what is good & what is bad…..This is a good thing…Asrap sdg membina "masjid"nye…Patut bersyukur….kalu x dulu citer mmg WORLD giler….Nak awek CHoi jer…maner mau yg bertudung…Skg tgk….Kawin ngan pompuan bertudung gak…Mungkin dier gersang ke rakus ke nk kawin awal….Tp tu bukan sbb kiter berpecah belah….What Good comes from this??….Jgn la asyik tuduh je…..GET THE FULL STORY & PICs 1st…Jgn melulu je mengganaz…

Skg dh umur quarter century….Ni mase plg byk cabaran bg kiter sumer….So kene la sabar terima ngan ati terbuka….BE OPEN-MiNdEd…kalu psl citer blue laju jd open-minded..bole main belasah je ckp depan pompuan..Nape bende camni kiter makan dlm plak….X faham aku….Aku bukan nk ckp aku ati kering…..Aku x…NOBODY IS…walaupun dier kate dier ati kering….Sekering-kering Desert Sahara..tetap ader Oasis di tgh gurun pasir….

Pepandai sendiri la…

Skg 2nd assignment..ialah Greatest food on Earth….Hehehe

Kalu psl makan..korg pun tau aku ni xde pantang larang…& nk katekan ape yg greastest food i ever tasted is very hard to say….bagi aku…Greatest food is…makanan yg ko makan apebile ko lapar gile…..Ko x kisah sedap ke x sedap tetap samer…MMG BEST & MENGGIURKAN….the feeling is greater when u have the meal with somebody that means alot to u…..dier punye feel…WOW!!

hahahaha….Korg pun tau ..aku ni kaki makan pedas….western ke…masakan siam ke….mamak ke….Nasi goreng daging merah RM2 seksyen 2 ke……sumer aku tibai…..

Kekadang org pelik kate "Wei Azhar, Nape ko bole makan byk giler ni….Ko simpan toyol ke ape….Perut ko tu 3.0 litre ke…Bole masuk je sumer"….Jawabnye senang..psl aku x merokok….So antara cara aku release tensen ialah g makan….tu je….Mmg perut boroi aku tu choi lg comel…tapi itu MAHKOTA LELAKI…hahaha….Man’s Crown Jewel….It is hard to say what is the greatest food on earth that i ever tasted…Bcoz i never been thru all around the world…..

Penat gak aku meluahkan rasa isi ati aku ni…..so end note….

FRIENDS FOREVER WHATEVER COMES….

*Before you’re pointing at me, There is a possibility,
You better turn that finger around, Defense comes easily
So don’t you tread on me, Cause I will knock you down*

311 - Dont tread on me, Don’t thread on me